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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
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"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
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"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."
"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."
"When a movie says ""Based on a true story."" it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people."
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
"Doctor Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!"
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"