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Joke of the Day
"How do you say 50 cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
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"[lumberjack interview] BOSS: I'm gonna ""axe"" you a few questions. Haha do you get it? ME: Yeah I ""saw"" that coming BOSS: Ooo welcome aboard!"
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"
"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."
"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."
"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"
"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"