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Joke of the Day
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
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"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."
"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"
"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."
"If there are degrees of asshole, I'm the pressing the crosswalk button even after watching you do it because maybe you did it wrong kind."
"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"
"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""
"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""
"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"