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Joke of the Day
"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""
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"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."
"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"
"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""
"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."
"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."
"The hardest part about eating vegetables. What's the hardest part of eating vegetables? The wheelchair. Badum-tss!"
"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"
"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""
"*camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* ""It was a... shoeishide"""