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Joke of the Day
"There's seldom a fun word that follows ""early onset."""
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"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."
"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"
"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."
"[lawyer whispers to plaintiff] two can play this game ""Your honor. Upsexy."" Judge: what's upsexy? ""that's harassment. move to change venues"""
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."