80461

Joke of the Day

"Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6."

Next Joke
 
"Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!"
"I ordered girlfriend from Thailand who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."
"Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes"
"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."
"What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life"
"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner"
"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."
Terms & Privacy