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"Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes"
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"My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder"
"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a whore says any-cock'll-do"
"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"
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"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."
"When someone asks me, ""Is this seat saved?"" I like to say ""No, but we're still praying for it"" and I laugh because chairs are like, dead."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."