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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field."

"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."

"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."

"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."

"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"