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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field."
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"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""
"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."
"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."
"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"
"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."