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Joke of the Day

"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"

"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."

"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason."

"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."

"Some people just want to watch the world burn. Other people just don't vote for Trump."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt? Secret service charges."

"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"