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Joke of the Day
"I bought a new sex doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me."
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"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"
"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."
"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."
"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
"How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid."
"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"