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Joke of the Day

"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"

"What is the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"

"My wife faked an orgasm, so I faked a mortgage payment"

"What's a Fly without it's wings? A Walk"

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was.. ""Caw!"""

"What do a crematorium and an auditorium have in common? It's apparently frowned upon to jerk off in either."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"