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Joke of the Day
"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."
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"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."
"When you're Russian... There's no time for Stalin"
"Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation."
"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""
"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he's kind of freaking me out guys."
"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."
"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."