187683
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
Next Joke
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan."
"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."
"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"
"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""
"What do you call an Indian man with motivation? Deturbaned"
"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."
"What the difference between a hippo and a zippo A hippo is heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter."