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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."

"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"

"How many times do I have to tell you this Mom? I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage."

"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."

"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call"

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."

"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."