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Joke of the Day
"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."
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"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? The Ark Hives"
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"Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !"
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"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."