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Joke of the Day

"I like to mix things up a bit and go to a fast food place and complain that there isn't enough pubic hair or fingernails in my food."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"

"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"

"This is not a joke"

"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."

"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."