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Joke of the Day

"A pedophile stopped by my apartment today According to my Catholic roommate, the proper term is ""priest."""

"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."

"When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently."

"What do you call paying for services with a blowjob? A package deal."

"I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday"

"Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs? Chicks are for kids!"

"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."

"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."