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Joke of the Day

"Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc? (takes off rubber glove) ""You can pull up your pants now."""

"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"

"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"

"Strategy du jour for combating 5 & 7yo's over-competitiveness: ""First person to say it's a race loses."""

"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"

"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."

"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."

"What do gay midgets have that other gays don't? (OC) Clean knees"