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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."
"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."
"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."
"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"
"What is a chemist's favourite restaurant? Rubidium's."
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"When I found out Top Gear was being cancelled... I was so shocked it was like a punch in the face."