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Joke of the Day

"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."

"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."

"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."

"According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year"

"Philip Hughes joke 1 (warning: probably offensive to some) Did you hear Philip Hughes can't play a hook shot to save his life."

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"

"What did dick say to the condom? I'm going in cover me !"

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."