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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"

"Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways"

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

"Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again."

"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."

"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."

"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."

"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."

"How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? ""Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."""