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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"It sings and drives John Travolvo"

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""

"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."

"What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything."""

"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."

"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."