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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"
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"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""
"What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!"
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"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""