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Joke of the Day
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
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"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"Him: It's so damn sexy when women bite their lip Me: Like this? Him: The bottom lip."
"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."
"What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !"
"My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?"
"When I was child we had to look things up in dictionary or encyclopedia, uphill both ways in the snow"
"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."
"What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Gorgonzola."
"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""