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Joke of the Day
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
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"If you're angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it's not me please add ""Not you Jim."" at the end. Thank you."
"A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work."
"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."
"Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."
"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"A political joke for Americans I'm voting for hillary"
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."