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Joke of the Day
"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."
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"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."
"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey....... Age 12 and all mixed up in coke."
"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
"A father of four finds out hes months behind on child support... *[deleted] 1 hour ago (0 children)*"
"I ate two pieces of string and they came out tyed together. I shit you knot."
"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"