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Joke of the Day
"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""
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"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."
"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."
"Little boy to airline pilot: ""You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."" Pilot: ""Not if I do it right."""
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"
"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"
"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"
"Reminder to any new followers...Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site...lesson learned...like 4 times."