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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."
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"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."
"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"
"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"
"I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud."
"It's like squirrels don't even know how good they'd be at parkour."
"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"