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Joke of the Day
"I gave a Republican an IQ test... He rolled it up and tried to shoot me in the dick with it."
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"What do you call a drum that causes problems? A conundrum"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"
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"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"
"If human smiths make tempered steel... do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"
"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"