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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"
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"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."
"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."
"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"
"Two guys are having sex with a nun. One guy looks at the other, ""what are you doing?"" ""nun, what about you?"" ""nun."""
"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."