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Joke of the Day
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot! Let me in!"" . . . Too soon?"
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"I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them."
"I was let down in life by two people My mum, my dad and my maths teacher"
"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"
"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
"A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar Watt?"
"Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?"""
"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."