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Joke of the Day

"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."

"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"

"Chuck Norris crab fishes the Bearing Sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket."

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"

"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"I texted my girlfriend ""I love you"" and she texted back ""I love you more. When I went to respond I made a typo and sent ""I love you moist""....I figured why correct it, it's true too."

"I'd like to meet those almond milk farmers. Shake their teeny hands."

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."