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Joke of the Day
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
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"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."
"What's the most popular game to play in jail? Smash Brothers"
"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."
"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."
"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""