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Joke of the Day
"Two blondes walk into a building... Youd figure one of them would have noticed it."
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"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
"How do you get a male cat ""fixed""? Get him Catstrated"
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."
"A priest, a child abuser and just plain pedophile went to a bar. And he ordered one drink."
"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"
"[Auto-shop class] ""Cody, for the last time, it's still a carburetor even when it's in a van"" *raises hand* ""Or a truck"" *lowers hand*"
"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"You know, this conspiracy with the Patriots has left me deflated."