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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an owl escapologist? The great Hootini"
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"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."
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"its simple....yet horrific Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."
"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."
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"A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face."