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Joke of the Day
"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"
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"How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss."
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."
"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."
"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."
"The accountant's prayer: Lord help me be more relaxed about insignificant details starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am Eastern Daylight Saving Time."
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"
"What does Jeb Bush say to his wife after sex? Please cum."