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Joke of the Day
"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."
Next Joke
"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""
"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar"
"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."
"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."
"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."
"I like to make up little activities to keep the kids busy, such as ""Go out and find $1000 by midnight or we're gonna lose the house!"""
"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"