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Joke of the Day
"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."
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"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers Than he ate a bowl of cereal. He was such a hippo-crit."
"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."
"What's smaller than a teenie weenie ant? An ant's teenie weenie!"
"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."
"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."
"American beer and sex on a boat What do American beer and having sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen This frozen baby needs to see a physician"