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Joke of the Day

"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen This frozen baby needs to see a physician"

"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."

"Why don't Korean captains wear hats? Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes."

"I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here."

"The Job Promotion Saudi Arabia just announced that someone was promoted be the new Oil Minister. That would make it a sheikh-up in the government."

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"

"My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck"

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"

"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."