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Joke of the Day

"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"

"How do you make a dumb person curious? I'll tell you tomorrow..."

"I have no patience But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor."

"Lately every post on /r/Jokes has become a pun in the English language :( It's not pun anymore."

"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."

"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."

"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."

"Do you want to hear a joke about steak? Never mind, I'll tell you later. But it's very well done."

"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."

"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"