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Joke of the Day

"Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence? The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there"

"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country? M'Laysia"

"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"

"new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it."

"Knock Knock Come in."

"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"I wonder if Jesus would have been as popular if his name was Eric."