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Joke of the Day
"Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond."
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"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."
"""If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, if I act like I'm asleep he'll leave"" - Me getting pulled over"
"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."
"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."