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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"
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"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
"THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?"
"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."
"My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj."