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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"
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"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."
"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"
"I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, ""Where we're going, we don't need roads."""
"I saw a billboard that said, ""Be her Romeo"" and featured a pic of a diamond ring. Apparently they have not read Shakespeare."
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"
"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."
"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"
"My wife wanted me to buy something that goes to 200 in one second flat. So I bought her a bathroom scale."