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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, ""Where we're going, we don't need roads."""

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"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."
"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"
"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire"
"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."