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Joke of the Day

"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"

"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""

"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."

"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."

"Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"

"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."