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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to stand outside So if anyone asks, I'm out standing"

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"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."
"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."
"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"
"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."
"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"
"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what is the fairest element of them all? Iron"