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Joke of the Day

"REAL '90s kids will recognize this! ---> Current unemployment."

"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"

"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."

"Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'"

"There was a man who left a boombox on a mountain. The rocks were rocking on."

"Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween."

"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"

"Donald Trump doesn't play in the stock market. He prefers Junk Blondes."

"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."