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Joke of the Day

"I need a good pun about Calvinism"

"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"How do you call a gay Jew? Heblew."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"What would make Batman really salty? Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-"

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."

"How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. Their President outsources the job to India."