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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ..."

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"The Golden Globes are like the Oscars produced by a former Soviet republic."

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."

"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"

"The other day I saw two squirrels making noises at each other as if they were arguing. You could say they were squarreling."

"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."

"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."

"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."