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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"
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"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."
"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"
"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."
"Alcohol is best served."
"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"
"What is a horses number 1 priority when voting? A stable economy"
"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"
"What did the right butt cheek say to the left butt cheek? *""Let's get together and stop this crap!""*"
"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."