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Joke of the Day

"[SETI receives extraterrestrial signal from 95 light years away] [scientist decodes message in the signal] ""enough...with...the...Harambe...jokes"""

"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop."

"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town? This is not original"

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"