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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"
"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."
"What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7? Because 7 8 9 A"
"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."
"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."